Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Carbage in, carbage out

Grab a car, grab your tools, ignore all common sense and bang bang till you think it looks cool.

That's how most carbage comes to be. For the owner, it's the greatest thing that ever rolled on a road. For the rest of us, we don't know if we should laugh or cry.

Here are a few examples of cars butchered and murdered by their $&%@# owners.

Well hello there, I heard you like big suspensions...

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Liar Liar: Lawyers gone funny

Since my blog is already a great big mess of all kinds of subjects, let's add movies to it shall we?
This one is about an attorney who simply cannot stop lying. It is essential for him to win all of those big juicy settlements and trials. While it's essential for his big litigation firm, all of this lying hurts his relationship with his 6 year old son, who is ultimately disappointed when this workaholic lawyer of a dad misses his birthday party. To make things even and fair, little genius wishes for his dad not being able to lie for a whole day.

Magic happens and, as wished, his dad can't lie any more.
The coupling of this hilarious premise with Mr Goof himself, Jim Carrey, could not end in anything but hilarity.

Some of the promo shots for this movie were then used as posters for Bruce Almighty

This is a rather old movie we're talking about here, around 1997, but I saw it the other day on TV and it was still funny as hell. It also got me thinking... what if this happened to me? Whether we like it or not, we lie all day every day, or say half truths, concealed truths, white lies, etc..

Bla bla bla yap yap yappa yap bla bla, you know what I mean?
- Sure man, for real...  

What would happen if the whole world couldn't lie for a week?
How many people would lose their jobs, spouses, investments... it's funny to think about it, it'd be terrible if it happened.
What kind of things would you start spurting out if you were unable to lie?

Thursday, April 21, 2011

How to fail at celebrating

If you follow football, you must know that Barcelona and Real Madrid met last night to settle who would take home the King's Cup. Those two are mega-rivals; if you're American, it's like the Yankees vs. the Red Sox, or Ford vs. Holden if you're Australian. So winning it was a big deal, and after a very entertaining game of back and forward chances for both teams which extended into extra time, Real Madrid got lucky with one goal and took the trophy away for the first time since 1993.
Everyone in Madrid was jubilant as the team paraded through the streets in their open roof bus, holding the cup proudly, up high, and then this happened:




What a fucking idiot' innit?
The brand new 15 kg cup got dropped from a height of 4 meters into the pavement and then ran over by the bus. Way to celebrate! Congratulations Real Madrid and Sergio Ramos (the idiot who dropped it).

Trivia of the day:
Hot air takes up more space than cold air