Tuesday, April 5, 2011

The Steam Room

I'm having a bit of an unimaginative morning, so this is simply a list of things that are pissing me off. I've decided to call this segment "the Steam room" 'cos it's where I'll come to blow off steam, obviously. I expect there's gonna be one of these every once in a while.

So off we go:
  • Craving something, going to the kitchen and not finding it.
  • Construction work or lawn mowing next to my window.
  • Really loud bikes.
  • People who lie to the point they deny evidence
  • People who don't use their indicators (motoring offenses deserve a post of their own, maybe)
  • People who go into a store and yell to an employee because of store's policy. They have nothing to do with it and will lose their jobs if they go against it, take it to the manager, dipshit!
  • People who don't shut up, stop using their cellphones or throw pop-corn at the movies.
  • Related with cellphones: People that start texting while mid-conversation with you. Hey butt-hole, I'm right here, that can wait at least till I finish a sentence can't it?!
  • A bunch of people walking very slowly as a group, talking with each other, while they occupy the entire width of the sidewalk not letting you through.
  • Parents who can't or won't control their children in public places. Related: badly educated children of all sorts and shapes. If your child bites my leg, he's taking a short trip to Mars powered by my boot.
  • Bad Spanish ads that get even worse Portuguese dubs (sorry, this is a local thing... but maybe you can relate).
  • Twitter or Facebook status changes that concern mundane things like "my cat is sleeping he's so cute snuggle snuggle!!" I DON'T CARE!
  • Those who do not know the difference between "Their", "They're" and "There", and the ones who spell "should have" as "should of".
  • Any insect which sole purpose in life is to sting me and/or suck my blood. 
  • People saying "epic" for every single thing. No, idiot, your hamburger wasn't epic.

Now, that feels better!
So what's annoying you? 

28 comments:

  1. haha I hate people that post like that on twitter

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  2. Parents who can't or won't control their children in public places. Related: badly educated children of all sorts and shapes. If your child bites my leg, he's taking a short trip to Mars powered by my boot.

    This...THIIIIIISSSSSSSS!

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  3. People saying internet things in general is embarrasing. No one should be saying "lol" in real life.

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  4. I actually have a bunch of really loud bikes that go by my house every damned morning.

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  5. but all these things go away when a single nice thing happens, stop focusing on bad things and look around man, not everything is as bad as it seems, maybe the ones riding the loud bikes are hot girls for example

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  6. Tony, if they're hot girls, I'll enjoy myself blowing a loud horn by their ears. Your liberties end where other's begin. There's no reason to piss everyone off with your bike unless you want the same treatment back.

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  7. i fucking hate people who use facebook as there therapist!

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  8. Pat, I just realised how much we had in common.
    Although, I somewhat agree with Tony haha. Often the awesome outweighs the bad.

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  9. >Those who do not know the difference between "Their", "They're" and "There", and the ones who spell "should have" as "should of".

    This. THIS.

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  10. Hope your day gets better as it goes along!

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  11. 'Parents who can't or won't control their children in public places. Related: badly educated children of all sorts and shapes. If your child bites my leg, he's taking a short trip to Mars powered by my boot.' Lol, you are awesome , hate those kids!

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  12. 1. People who pick their noses in public and seem so intent on getting that booger out.
    2. Men who scratch their groins in public. I think my eyes are like sensors to bad manners, they see people who do this often <.<
    3. People who dont wash their socks for like a week/fortnight and so on and when they step into someone's (read: my house) they leave a revolting smell behind
    4. Really annoying, ill-trained kids who mess up the place and their parents turn a blind eye to their antics but croon over their 'sweet perfect angels who accomplished so and so today'. When I have kids, they definitely wont be so bad-mannered.
    5. Double standards. Like the recent example, where the secretary of our department chided me for a 'fault' (okay so may be it was) but when the popular or glamourous or rich kids did the same thing, she apparently kept quiet. Oh yeah babe, you will totally make a good leader one day. NOT! 8-)
    Ha 5 points!! ^.^

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  13. I would have to agree that one of the most annoying things is a large group of people taking up the whole pathway. That really pisses me off.

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  14. Gotta blow off some steam every once in a while.

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  15. I definitely agree with the construction work, I woke up this morning to work being done on the road outside my house, wouldn't be too bad but I was working nights......

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  16. Blowing off steam makes you feel so much better, its also proven to be very healthy to do (unless you manage to harm yourself in the process) it reduces blood pressure

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  17. I would agree with most of these.theres nothing worse than a kid running wild in public though!.

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  18. "Twitter or Facebook status changes that concern mundane things like "my cat is sleeping he's so cute snuggle snuggle!!" I DON'T CARE!"

    yea, fuck that.

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  19. People who dont wash their hands after they use the washroom. So beyond gross

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  20. Obama is what's pissing me off. He campaigned with such a good positive outlook and has reniggered everything.

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  21. People playing a piano at 9am on Saturday.

    People not being good at IRC games.

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  22. Make a song about this, if it isnt alredy? =)

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